Please join us Saturday, April 15 from 5-7 pm for a closing reception and risograph launch to celebrate Olivia Mole's solo exhibition A Bear Shits in the Woods.
They're doing a ballroom dancing lesson. SKELLY's teaching BEAR how to do it properly. They're looking into each other's eyes and stuff then BEAR says Wait, and pulls a sharpie
out of his pocket, Close your eyes. SKELLY says I Lan't. BEAR pulls SKELLY's hood down. BEAR says This is gonna look so good, SKELLY says What are you doing? BEAR says
Keep your eyes closed. BEAR starts drawing sharpie dicks all over SKELLY's costume. SKELLY says The fuck are you doing?! BEAR says I'm making you look better. SKELLY
pulls off his hood and says Better?! BEAR says Yeah. SKELLY says Like better what?! BEAR says You know, more realistic. SKELLY says The fuck! This is my - you've ruined it! BEAR says I haven't finished yet. SKELLY says Like more realistir what?! Bear says Like more like the real thing, SKELLY says What real thing? BEAR says Like
Batman. SKELLY says Batman? I don't wannd lok like fucking Batman.
BEAR says Well why are you dressed like Batman then? A bit like Batman.
SKELLY says I am not dressed like Batman does this look like a fucking bat?
BEAR says Well no, but - SKELLY says But what? BEAR says Nor does Batman. SKELLY says Yes he doss he has the pointy ears and the long cloak. BEAR says That's
not how a bat looks. SKELLY says Well he looks like a bat and - BEAR says And what? SKELLY says A man! That's why they call him Batman! BEAR says Alright well you don't look like him. SKELLY says Who? BEAR says Batman. SKELLY says I am not trying to look like Batman! Anyway how the fuck doss this make me look more like Batman? BEAR says It's interpretive. SKELLY says Furk. BEAR says Sorry ok? just trying to be caring. SKELLY says Furk!! BEAR says It was the cloak threw me off, I thought it was Batman. SKELLY says The cloak? This is a hood! BEAR says And the boots. SKELLY says Anyone in bots is Batman? Fuck. Have you ever seen a bat OR A baTMan in purple basts? BEAR says Well no but - Bat man does have boots. SKELLY says Jesus. BEAR says Who did you want to look like? SKELLY says Not fucking Batman. BEAR says That's broad. SKELLY says Do W want to look like Batman? BEAR says Clearly no. SKELLY says Who then? BEAR says quietly wish Bear. SKELLY says What? BEAR says WISH BEAR. SKELLY says Is that a fucking Care Bear? BEAR says Yes. SKELLY says You know that's not how Care Bears lak don't you? BEAR says Doesn't matter to me. SKELLY says You're that shit bear. BEAR says Is that a Care Bear? SKELLY says No it's that bear
for shit. The bear that only shits. The only thing it doss is shit and wipe its arse. THE. UNLY. THINK. BEAR says Care bears must shit too. SKELLY says Yeah but they're not FOR shitting. Shit bears exist to shit. To shit and wipe their arse and sell toilet paper. BEAR says They can shit and wipe their arse and still care. SKELLY says Real Care Bears do not look like this. BEAR says It's not about that. SKELLY says Want me to help? BEAR says Help what? SKELLY says Help make you lok better. Bear says Like a Care Bear? SKELLY says Sure. SKELLY draws a big dick on BEAR's
face. BEAR looks in the mirror for a while. BEAR says Hey, it looks good! SKELLY says
Yithitde5.
Mare realistir. BEAR says Ok shall we carry on?